theshalom:

I like that they brought back this retro design of Cap’n Crunch and revisited a time when Cap’n had a serious addiction to methamphetamines and LSD. It conjures up the good old days when you would regularly find Cap’n at the local swimming pool, high out of his mind, wildly swinging his sword around and screaming about being attacked by “giant morsels of sweet corn and oat in a sea of milk.”

Things just haven’t been as fun since they tranquilized the guy. It’s just like when they domesticated Tony the Tiger. It was so much better back when, “they’re grrrrrrrrrrreaat!” was just a spine-tingling tiger grrrrrrrrrowl. And instead of playing random sports with kids, he’d just hunt them for food, much like a tiger is naturally inclined to do. I miss the days when Tony was less likely to high-five a boy scout than he was to maul him. I mean, don’t you ever wonder where he got that red scarf?

This is pure wonderment.