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fake hand washing

iamneurotic:

I don’t wash my hands every time after going to the bathroom because I don’t want to aggravate my dry skin too much. But I want everyone to think I’ve washed my hands so after I flush I turn on the faucet and let the water run for people to hear. I want it to be believable though, so I mime washing my hands to make sure I let the water run for exactly how long it would take me to really do it.

This is exactly why I use the paper towel to handle opening the door as I leave any public restroom and avoid shaking hands unless I’ve initiated a meeting or it is otherwise unavoidable!

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  1. cna-certification-a reblogged this from shawnblog
  2. thepo reblogged this from mintymouse
  3. mintymouse reblogged this from shawnblog and added:
    I used to use napkins to open doors for public restrooms (I hardly use them because I know how gross people are) but...
  4. shawnblog reblogged this from iamneurotic and added:
    This is exactly why...leave any public restroom and avoid shaking
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Avatar Shawn Honnick seems to have been on a lifelong quest (one day at a time lately) for freedom in the DMV since 1968 and has always loved some Grateful Dead (but hasn't seen either since Jerry) and has real trouble distinguishing between ghetto and fabulous without intervention.

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