My answer to this has now shipped from ThinkGeek. It’s a Bluetooth Retro Handset that I will probably only rarely use because I tend to use my HTC Touch Pro’s speakerphone at my home office, which is where this nearly useless (but must have) item will remain. I was thinking about getting one for my cubicle but I’m only there about 40% of the time and I don’t lock anything, so it could easily disappear.

I can’t see holding something to my ear to talk, but this thing is just so damn cool. I had to have it!