smoot:

9gag:

Alien Autopsy

Have aliens hijacked Voyager 2 spacecraft?

seltzerlizard:

therealkatiewest:

wilwheaton:

I sure hope this is true, and not some kind of malfunction:

It left Earth 33 years ago, now it’s claimed the Voyager 2 spacecraft may have been hijacked by aliens after sending back data messages NASA scientists can’t decode.

NASA installed a 12-inch disk containing music and greetings in 55 languages in case intelligent extraterrestrial life ever found it.

But now the spacecraft is sending back what sounds like an answer: Signals in an unknown data format!

If it turns out to be whale sounds or if it asks for ‘the creator’, my head’s going to explode!

ohnoitsthecops:

markyb:

moltingredleaves:

ithreatenedtostapleher:

r-evolve:

taylorhansen:

Raining Blobs



“The townspeople of Oakville, Washington, were in for a surprise on August 7, 1994. Instead of their usual downpour of rain, the inhabitants of the small town witnessed countless gelatinous blobs falling from the sky. Once the globs fell, almost everyone in Oakville started to develop severe, flu-like symptoms that lasted anywhere from 7 weeks to 3 months. Finally, after exposure to the goo caused his mother to fall ill, one resident sent a sample of the blobs for testing. What the technicians discovered was shocking – the globs contained human white blood cells. The substance was then brought to the State Department of Health of Washington for further analysis. With another startling reveal, they discovered that the gelatinous blobs had two types of bacteria, one of which is found in the human digestive system. However, no one could successfully identify the blob, and how they were connected to the mysterious sickness that plagued the town.”

What the fuck

This scares me.

Uh….

Dear Oakville,

Sorry I forgot the tissues.

Love,

God (or whoever lives in the sky jerkin off)

These are aliens?

etecoo:

ipodstyle:

jumpingeye:

dartslife:

Untitled Document

どーれにしようかな〜？

yellowblog:

andi-b:

qiring:

Alien (via Lord Dane)

Light Up Your Bedroom with an Alien Abduction Lamp that Steals Cows

Alien Worm Invasion Causes Evacuation of Farms and Cattle in Northwest China

An unknown species of plant eating worms has caused farmers to evacuate an area in Northwest China, taking their cattle with them.

The worms are green spiney creatures about 1 inch (2.5cm)…

"What, after all, would Watergate, or Vietnam or Iraq amount to if we could establish that the US government knew for sure that we are not alone in the universe?"

BBC NEWS | Americas | The truth about Roswell?

robot-heart:

Aliens Love Spam! (via Toonie52)

…I have no idea…

Ultrasound could help explore watery moon

Beneath the icy crust of Jupiter’s moon Europa could lie a vast ocean harboring alien life, but getting to it could be tough. Now experts suggest using a giant stethoscope to listen out for signs of life.

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The plate tectonics of alien worlds

Extrasolar planets that are superficially similar to our own and sometimes termed ‘super-sized Earths’ may in fact have stagnant outer surfaces rendering them inhospitable to life. read more

We are not alone

From Victoria O’Hara belfasttelegraph.co.uk:Strange lights spotted hovering in the Co Down night sky could be aliens carrying out a surveillance of the Earth - a paranormal expert has claimed.