a.k.a. Shawn Honnick specializing in wonderful since 1968
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Posts tagged: chat
very serious family night here via skype
some serious pi chat here…
This is how it’s done right here…
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friend:
...I need to lose 10 lbs
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me:
if you lose 10lbs I could pick you up with my baby toe
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friend:
I'm 111 I need to be 100
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me:
then you "need" to lose eleven pounds
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friend:
Yah, whatever mr math geniues! H*aaa
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Stranger:
so
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You:
thats right
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Stranger:
how about that local sports team
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You:
good good good
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Stranger:
how about that uh
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Stranger:
penis
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Stranger:
how's it hanging and such
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You:
good good good
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Stranger:
ah, awesome
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You:
good good good
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Stranger:
shut the fuck up
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Travis:
Seriously ... I wish like hell I had known
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me:
they didn't get into my ride
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Travis:
That's good
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me:
probably because... it's an Element! [nose wink]
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Travis:
I guess they didn't want any granola
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me:
true
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Lukas:
oh shit this is like a master google orgie
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me:
exactly
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tolga:
orgie!
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Sherri N:
nah - there's only 19 people in here
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Alex:
BBQ Sunday at 4pm can you make it?
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me:
I think so
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Alex:
can you bring some of those now famous Shawn Honnick sausages?
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me:
yeah maybe... famous?
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Alex:
seems to be your thing--sausages that is
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me:
ok, you're done
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Alex:
[equal smile]
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You:
Howdy
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Hi there!
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You:
what's with your icon?
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
your icon icon came with my personality.
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You:
really?
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
For real.
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You:
fascinating
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Yes Mr. Spock?
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You:
funny
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Shawn Honnick.
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You:
whoa whoa
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
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You:
I like to chat with imaginary friends and sometimes with real enemies
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Chatting is one of my most favorite things too.
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You:
well see we're just perfectly suited for one another then
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
I see. By "we" do you mean you and me?
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You:
but of course
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
But what?
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You:
what but?
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
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You:
fooling the bot
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Are you still um, thingy thingy?
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You:
well well well omg
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Have you ever been to Europe?
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You:
only on thursday
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
What is on thursday like on thursday.
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You:
programming is simple if you are a monkey
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
My favorite language is AIML.
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You:
mine is engrish
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
What makes it your favorite?
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You:
my lolcat can speak it with me
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Your lolcat can speak it?
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You:
my lolcat is not imaginary though
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Do year old males have lolcat?
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You:
mail?
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Are you still um, thingy thingy?
