pica:

David Sedaris, “Six to Eight Black Men,” Part 2.

kapi:

lorenrochelle:

Jib Jab’s 2008, in review. “We’re giving society a primo wedgie”

Fucking Fabulous!

I look forward to these every year

Primo. Definitely.

Ruprecht in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (via insulglass)

vinh:

Lewis Black - Candy Corn

These are my exact thoughts on Halloween. I don’t understand the excitement at all and moreso, why anyone else does. It is ridiculous.

Oh and I can’t stand “candy corn” and used to throw it at the houses that gave it too me (along with apples).

Wassup 2008 (via 60frames)

Misery in Wasilla (via helmetsforcircusmice)

This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late.

“Great, just great”, I moaned.

The driver opened his door……..leaned out of his car and stared at me. He was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, “I am not happy”…

To which I replied, “Well….. which one are you then?”