She’s hilarious.

http://www.wandasykes.com/

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pica:

David Sedaris, “Six to Eight Black Men,” Part 2.

kapi:

lorenrochelle:

Jib Jab’s 2008, in review. “We’re giving society a primo wedgie”

Fucking Fabulous!

I look forward to these every year

Primo. Definitely.

Ruprecht in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels (via insulglass)

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vinh:

Lewis Black - Candy Corn

These are my exact thoughts on Halloween. I don’t understand the excitement at all and moreso, why anyone else does. It is ridiculous.

Oh and I can’t stand “candy corn” and used to throw it at the houses that gave it too me (along with apples).

Wassup 2008 (via 60frames)

Misery in Wasilla (via helmetsforcircusmice)

Tough Morning…

This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late.

“Great, just great”, I moaned.

The driver opened his door……..leaned out of his car and stared at me. He was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.

He said, “I am not happy”…

To which I replied, “Well….. which one are you then?”