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Posts tagged: condoms
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Reblogged from brigno: law-enforcement:
I love overturned trucks and funny headlines. This story has both :)
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caro:
This would be a good reason why things like birth control and condoms should be used. I find it somewhat humorous that as conservative and religious she is, her daughter just goes and gets knocked up. The daughter plans to marry the dude but I’m a strong believer of not marrying someone because you have a child with them. Things are nice when you are screwing but when the baby pops up, it’s not the same. Then divorce comes it.
Of course, I’m sure in Palin’s delusional mind abortions and birth control shouldn’t exist because her family has the means to raise extra babies meanwhile the majority of the country going through hardships cannot. Not to mention how many of us struggle just to have simple health insurance. The Palin family can yes be “happy” because they are blessed with a choice to keep and raise a baby while many who have children and work many hours can still be left homeless and hungry.
I’m sitting here in Maine right now, visiting with my Dad. About 40 years ago, he “offered to marry my Mom” upon discovery of my impending arrival. She declined and raised me on her own.
I could share my thoughts on this topic for hours, but the vital point of my experience is that things worked out well for everyone in this situation. My Dad and I are more like good friends than the typical Father and Son scenario and I have a very unique respect for women that I don’t see in many of my male friends.
1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can’t smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of “hook up” and “breakup.”
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as “dressed up.”
10. You’re the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won’t turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don’t know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog “Science Diet” instead of McDonald’s leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at three in the morning would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A four dollar bottle of wine is no longer “pretty good shit.”
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. “I just can’t drink the way I used to” replaces “I’m never going to drink that much again.”
23. Ninety percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking “Oh shit what the hell happened?”
Source: DivineCaroline.com
