a.k.a. Shawn Honnick specializing in wonderful since 1968
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Posts tagged: eggs
My kickin’ chicken chili and havarti cheese omelet creation just now.
After the fold… NOM NOM NOM
“Chef Shawn”
It’s weird that all we do is sit on eggs.
Yuraku is the best.
(via bobloblawslawblog)
I’m making this tomorrow. I want to make it right now, but it’s midnight. I saw this picture and smelled breakfast.
Random Acts (via Burnt Pixel)
I’m sick, just got up after tossing and turning all night and morning, have a stuffy/runny nose, burning eyes and throat, ears under water and aches from my scalp to my toes… and I am going to make THIS, now.
title=”You can’t run and you can’t hide - because you’re an egg.” alt=”Eggs hiding under cheese” />
I don’t have children so I don’t really have an excuse for making this. I just had some processed cheese in the fridge, which I generally don’t understand and am always a little unsure how best it might be used. In this experiment, the processed cheese slice did not (as ever) add anything that you would miss were it not there. I like it when narrative is introduced to meal-times, though. Why is the egg hiding? Shame? Guilt? Fear? Depression? The scene could be made a whole lot more dramatic by the addition of a blob of tomato sauce somewhere beneath the cheese blanket.
Serves: 1
Time: 10 mins
Ingredients:
1 egg
1 slice processed cheese
Wholemeal/granary bread
1 Tbsp skimmed milk
1 clove garlic
Half Tbsp olive oil
Half tsp dried herbs such as tarragon, basil, oregano
Black pepper
Small pinch salt
Lo-fat, no-transfat margarine
Ketchup (optional)
Method:
Finely chop the garlic and gently fry it and the pepper in the oil for a few minutes until the garlic is cooked and just starting to colour. Toast a slice of bread. Beat the milk and herbs into the egg, turn the heat up on the garlic and pour in the egg, giving it a quick stir. Let it sit for a few moments while you quickly spread the margarine on the toast. Start to scramble the eggs with a chopstick or something. Just as they are about to set, throw in the pinch of salt and stir it through before tipping it all out onto the toast. If you are feeling macabre, add the blob of ketchup before dropping the cheese slice on top.
Healthometer:
4: misbehaving
Tags: food cooking recipes funfood breakfast brunch lunch vegetarian egg scrambled garlic processedfood cheese bread toast healthrating04 — drywontonmee
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
