a.k.a. Shawn Honnick specializing in wonderful since 1968
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Posts tagged: farmer
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH (breathe) HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA that is like the FUNNIEST THING i’ve ever read. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG. I just shit my pants. HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAha. farmer IN the dell…he’s actually IN the Dell computer. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Fuck!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAhAHAHAhAH. chortle. snort. chortle. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. brilliant. fucking cocktacualr.hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. i just busted a gut. ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
in the Dell. ahahahahahahahahahahahahah. michael dell. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. shit. shitttttt. sheeeeee-itttt. hahahahahahahahahahaha.
*shart.
hahahahahahahahahahaha! oh shit, i sharted…in the dell! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. oh my god, i cant breathe….i cant breathe,…..rgh eflbnefnlef
ahahahahahahaha
An unknown species of plant eating worms has caused farmers to evacuate an area in Northwest China, taking their cattle with them.
The worms are green spiney creatures about 1 inch (2.5cm)…
A student who is the son of humble farmers from rural China, has invented a new transistor that uses a compound material known as gallium nitride (GaN), which could be the replacement for…
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else’s cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
“In early June of this year, Variety reported that Warner Bros. studios is currently working on a live-action CGI movie based on the popular 80’s cartoon television series Thundercats in conjunction with producer Paula Weinstein (who most recently produced The Astronaut Farmer and Blood Diamond), action animators Dick Robertson and Lew Korman…”
The 74-year-old retired mathematician who is fighting Kensington officials over his right to sell buttons urging President Bush’s impeachment was arrested yesterday at a farmers market and charged with trespassing.
