a.k.a. Shawn Honnick specializing in wonderful since 1968
*also Chipotle pictures, NYC adventures, and little known safety tactics like fake hand washing.
**If you're a disgruntled employee, do something about it (no, it's not a pyramid... THIS is the PYRAMID) or just sit around and grumble like everyone over at the disgruntled employee forums.
Posts tagged: gas
Don’t laugh. It gets great gas milage.
( my moms made that one up )
1. I’m Only Speeding Cause I Have to Poop.
2. Maine Bumpah Stickah
BUMPER STICKER - “When the Power of Love, overcomes the Love of Power, the world will know Peace.”
I have 2.
1) The mind is like a parachute, both work best when open.
2) God want’s spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.
Bumper stickers - my (2) favorites are both on the back of my Honda Element:
Forget world peace.
Visualize using your turn signal.
and…
AUDIT THE IRS
My favorite T-shirt is a Frank Zappa WWZD (What would Zappa do) original from Greencastle Coffee Roasters (you really should shop there if you love great things)
FAIL
WOW!!!: I had to pull over and take a picture when I saw this!
It’s $2.49 in parts of the DC area now. Don’t worry though. OPEC and the dark forces behind the scenes here in the land of the free will start moving things back toward impossibility soon enough.
Thank God.: Gas is finally cheap-ish! Via iPhone.
I called this back in 2002-3, when gas prices first started to go nuts and approach $3 (in San Diego anyway). I remember telling people out there that it would swing wildly for a long time and finally settle somewhere around where it was then ($2.89ish) and the masses would be glad that it was “finally cheap” again.
Of course, this is just the “vote” scam/ploy that happens every year.
$3.50 will be the new “cheap” in 2009.
*another item for Raped at the Pump… Again! (via J-Walk)
More about the people who pray for lower gas prices: Activists Keep the Faith, if Not Their Money.
“Our pockets are empty, but we’re going to hold on to God!” Twyman, a community organizer…
CONFIDENTIAL/URGENT POLITICAL PROPOSAL
Dear Sir
First we must solicit your confidence in this issue. This is by virtue as being utterly confidential and “top secret”.
We are SENATOR HILLARY CLINTON, the wife of the former United States head of state, PRESIDENT BILL CLINTON, and also SENATOR JOHN MCCAIN, friend and associate of current head of state PRESIDENT GEORGE W BUSH. We got your contact through business inquiries as we were searching for contacts of a citizen who can help save our and our family’s political careers since our country has been frustrating us.
We are top officials of the United States Senate Government who are interested in importation of oil into our country with funds that are presently trapped in the FEDERAL TRANSPORTATION TRUST FUND dedicated to improving transportation. We wish to send this money to overseas accounts in the MIDDLE EAST but cannot due to restrictions in Congress Transportation Equity Act requiring that this money must be spent to build roads, bridges and high speed trains.
If you accept we will deliver to your a sum of 30 DOLLARS in the summer 2008 in form of a “GAS TAX HOLIDAY”. You will then deliver this money to accounts of our friends in Middle East by taking it to your nearby gasoline station where they have information to forward the money. Please supply your bank account, social security number, address and your vote in DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES AND NOVEMBER GENERAL ELECTION.
But bear in mind that this transaction requires absolute confidentiality. Do not visit WWW.GASTAXSCAM.COM where there is information about dangers of our proposal and a petition to stop us from this diversion of funds.
PLEASE NOTIFY US URGENTLY OF YOUR ACCEPTANCE OF THIS PROPOSAL
Awaiting your rapid response
Yours truly
SENATORS HILLARY CLINTON AND JOHN MCCAIN
Gas on the original “Raped at the pump” (moblog) from 8/24/2003
GasPricesDiptych.png: Left: From my old TextAmerica moblog 8-24-03. (Nokia 3650) Right: 4-28-08 (Nikon S6) “raped at the pump”
