Benjamin Disraeli, 1804 - 1881
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Eleanor Roosevelt, 1884 - 1962
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Horace Greeley, 1811 - 1872
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This morning, I was in a huge hurry and on my way to work. I was preoccupied with what my day held and I rear-ended a car at a stop light because I was not really paying attention. I had hot coffee in my lap and I was running late.
“Great, just great”, I moaned.
The driver opened his door……..leaned out of his car and stared at me. He was a dwarf. He got out, studied the damage on his bumper, and walked towards me as I rolled down my window.
He said, “I am not happy”…
To which I replied, “Well….. which one are you then?”
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