Some good Maryland Google Voice numbers in area code 301

244-8283 (agitate)
244-9462 (bigwhoa)
244-9675 (bigwork)
244-9465 (bigwink)
244-8483 (bigthud)
244-8636 (d - bigundo)
244-9825 (d - bigyuck)
244-9244 (d - big9big)

d = dotcom is also available… bigyuck.com is such a great name… so is bigundo!

I really considered getting agitate. What a great vanity number for someone like… well, not me.

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. — Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifte d the 27-year-old woman to Prince George’s County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff’s office said.

via moi

I’ve heard horror stories about Jiffy Lube, but never had a bad experience with them myself until today. I think (really hope) the oil change was OK, but the usual “jiffy” customer service just wasn’t happening at this location (Ocean City, MD). I’ve been to this one and others on Maryland’s Eastern Shore in the past and always been very impressed with the professionalism and courtesy of the folks working inside.

This one was out of my oil weight and tried (successfully) to sell me on using a different weight and, as you can see in the picture, this all happened after considerable wait time. The convenience factor of Jiffy Lube is the only thing that makes me risk going there. One friend of mine had to get a new engine thanks to a Jiffy Lube mistake!

There’s another place I prefer near home that is:

1. Faster
2. Less Expensive
3. Extremely Service Oriented

Jiffy Lube in Ocean City, MD won’t see me again!

Pho 99 (3/5) on Yelp.com

It’s not bad, but they use MSG. They are fast and friendly. The place is pretty busy at lunch. I go about once a month because it’s close to my office, but Pho 75 in Rockville, MD and Pho 79 in DC…

I’m just glad they’re skipping Maryland for the killings and the refugee nonsense. I was born here and I’ve been all over, but I like it here and I want to stay. My Dad lives up there in Maine though… I need to send this to him quick!

Seriously though, the creator(s) of this example used the most sparsely populated states for the killing and the next least dense (intended) areas for the refugees. Everyone here is in the major cities and on the coasts (with a few more in TX).

But it really is a strking visual.

What Bush’s invasion would look like in the United States — nickdouglas