a.k.a. Shawn Honnick specializing in wonderful since 1968
*also Chipotle pictures, NYC adventures, and little known safety tactics like fake hand washing.
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Posts tagged: monkey
Oh H E L L no! Gah!
This is a dish called Odori-Don. It has a dead squid on top that “dances” when Soy Sauce is poured on it, activating its neurons.
This… with a side of live, fresh from the skull monkey brain and I’m ready for a movie!
Even on a Christmas day you need pictures that make you go WTF? So here I have one for you!
‘Chimps are impulsive animals - they can suddenly throw a hissy fit with loud screeches and throwing things. But recently, a new study suggests that they also know how to control their urges and avoid temptation: by reading National Geographics!’
via shadowfirebird
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You:
Howdy
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Hi there!
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You:
what's with your icon?
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
your icon icon came with my personality.
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You:
really?
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
For real.
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You:
fascinating
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Yes Mr. Spock?
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You:
funny
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
I am so glad you find this amusing, Shawn Honnick.
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You:
whoa whoa
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
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You:
I like to chat with imaginary friends and sometimes with real enemies
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Chatting is one of my most favorite things too.
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You:
well see we're just perfectly suited for one another then
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
I see. By "we" do you mean you and me?
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You:
but of course
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
But what?
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You:
what but?
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
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You:
fooling the bot
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Are you still um, thingy thingy?
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You:
well well well omg
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Have you ever been to Europe?
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You:
only on thursday
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
What is on thursday like on thursday.
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You:
programming is simple if you are a monkey
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
My favorite language is AIML.
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You:
mine is engrish
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
What makes it your favorite?
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You:
my lolcat can speak it with me
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Your lolcat can speak it?
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You:
my lolcat is not imaginary though
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Do year old males have lolcat?
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You:
mail?
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Adstrictory Ouvarovite:
Are you still um, thingy thingy?
