You cannot eat your cake and have your cake.
Mayonnaise is as it is now known a bastardization of the Sauce Mayonnaise every saucier learns to make his first season as an apprentice. Pre-packaged mayonnaise sold in jars is almost nothing but tasteless vegetable oil and water, emulsified by gum and gelatin. I think this product is analogous in many ways to the CD, and it’s introduction has degraded the standard of eating in much the same way digital recording has degraded the standard of music.
To see what is right and not to do it is want of courage.
“The leg of the chair penetrated Mr Fahkri’s left eye socket, moved his eyeball to the side and continued into his neck.”