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Month: January 2009
I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 – 1945
A good upbringing means not that you won’t spill sauce on the tablecloth, but that you won’t notice it when someone else does.
Anton Pavlovich Chekhov, 1860 – 1904
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Jill Biden Begins Teaching at DC Area Community College
The White House said that Mrs. Biden will teach two English courses this semester as an adjunct professor at Northern Virginia Community College.
This makes me want to do two things I have never wanted to do:
- Move to Northern Virginia
- Go back to school
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on wrinkles…
Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul.
Douglas MacArthur, 1880 – 1964
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Bodies are cleansed by water; the mind is purified by truth.
Horace Mann, 1796 – 1859
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Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed. Give me the tightrope.
Edith Wharton, 1862 – 1937
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Virgo
VIRGO – The Perfectionist (Aug 23 – Sept 22)
Dominant In relationships. Conservative. Always wants the last word.. Argumentative. Worries. Very smart. Dislikes noise and chaos. Eager. Hardworking. Loyal. Beautiful. Easy to talk to. Hard to please. Harsh. Practical and very fussy. Often shy. Pessimistic.
Wow… that’s me, totally.
Especially very smart and beautiful. Yeah, that’s right!
But they forgot humble! 😉
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A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both.