Okay! I’m weak, I guess?


People who can’t handle all black outfits are weak

My first of many Lyft passengers tonight was in all black. I could barely see her coming from the totally unlit house in a quiet residential area. Then she got in the back seat (okay, I guess) on my side—so she was sitting directly behind me the whole time (creepy, not really okay at all).

That’s all my little rant is about here. The lady in all black seemed cool and nice enough. But seriously, if you’re going to hop in a Lyft by yourself, consider riding up front. If you’re going to jump in the back, that’s totally fine. Go ahead, act like you’re in a limo! You’re spending at least $5 on that ride, right?