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Top 50 Pumpkin Spice Items

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50. Pumpkin Spice Latte

49. Pumpkin Spice Candle

48. Pumpkin Spice Parking Space

47. Pumpkin Spice Lettuce

46. Pumpkin Spice Ferrari

45. Pumpkin Spice Oily Rope

44. Pumpkin Spice Bedroom Set

43. Pumpkin Spice Skydiving Lesson

42. Pumpkin Spice Card Trick

41. Pumpkin Spice Sweatshop-free Headband

40. Pumpkin Spice Harmonica

39. Pumpkin Spice Cool Ranch Doritos

38. Pumpkin Spice 1000 Piece Eiffel Tower Jigsaw Puzzle

37. Pumpkin Spice DNA Collection Kit

36. Pumpkin Spice Houston Rockets

35. Pumpkin Spice Wi-Fi Extender

34. Pumpkin Spice Calzone

33. Pumpkin Spice Loungewear for Men

32. Pumpkin Spice Judicial Inquiry

31. Pumpkin Spice Safety Harness

30. Pumpkin Spice Yoga Mat

29. Pumpkin Spice Factory Fire

28. Pumpkin Spice Paul Walker Memorial

27. Pumpkin Spice Pregnancy Test

26. Pumpkin Spice Mozzarella

25. Pumpkin Spice All-Expenses-Paid Vacation To Belize

24. Pumpkin Spice Wolf

23. Pumpkin Spice Attendance Policy

22. Pumpkin Spice Neil Peart’s Little Moleskin Notebook Full of Lyrics

21.Pumpkin Spice Lemon Pound Cake

20. Pumpkin Spice Selfie

19. Pumpkin Spice Dual Citizenship

18. Pumpkin Spice Spice Rack

17. Pumpkin Spice AR-15

16. Pumpkin Spice Reality Show Elimination Ceremony

15. Pumpkin Spice Tornado Shelter

14. Pumpkin Spice Fjord

13. Pumpkin Spice Minority Whip

12. Pumpkin Spice Gin and Tonic

11. Pumpkin Spice Juice Cleanse

10. Pumpkin Spice Wishing Well

9. Pumpkin Spice Mysterious Space Illness

8. Pumpkin Spice Orgasm

7. Pumpkin Spice Church Service

6. Pumpkin Spice Salma Hayek

5. Pumpkin Spice Ab Workout

4. Pumpkin Spice Facebook Password Reminder

3. Pumpkin Spice Breath Mint

2. Pumpkin Spice Bumpkin Lice

1. Pumpkin Spice Divorce

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I do not like PSL

Okay thank you Google for validating me. For at least a few years, I’ve been thinking maybe there’s something wrong with me because of my lack of enthusiasm over the supposedly coveted pumpkin spiced latte marketed so thoroughly well by Starbucks. Finally, I can rest easily with my preference! 😉

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Unicorn poop and squatty potties: the greatest viral ad in Internet history

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Squatty Potty is a $28 footstool that slides away under your toilet; you use it to bring your knees up to a squatting position while you poop, which makes pooping much, much easier.

But advertising a poop-related product is tricky. Think of all those elliptical commercials for anti-constipation/diarrhea products, the actors’ awkward grimaces, the cutaways to line-art diagrams and dudes in labcoats…

For its ad, Squatty Potty took the unicorn by the horn and squeezed. In an era of 6-second Vines, they recorded an unthinkably long (nearly 3 minutes!) video in which a Ren Faire bard of some description stands beside a unicorn whose poop is rainbow-colored soft-serve ice-cream, and describes how the Squatty Potty unkinks its colon so that it enjoys good flow and doesn’t get any more sparkle-causing hemorrhoids.

There are about ten laugh aloud moments in this one, and the underlying product is definitely sound – getting your knees/pelvis into a squat position really does make pooping a lot quicker, more comfortable and more thoroughgoing. As oblique metaphors go, a soft-serve-pooping unicorn puppet is sheer genius.

Finally, a poop-related video I can enjoy with my whole family! I’m ordering mine today.

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Squatty Potty is PURE genius (and good for you).