[clerk]: “Hi, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Is this the real life?”
[clerk]: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “Is this just fantasy?”
[clerk]: *catching on* “Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.”
Customer: “D*** it! I was trying to prank you! You shouldn’t know what I’m doing!”
[clerk]: “Doesn’t really matter to me, to meeee.”
Customer: “F*** you!” *storms off*