Categories Uncategorized Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source Post author By Shawn Post date January 31, 2009 No Comments on Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source neoncrayon: hahahaha! oh, wait… this is The Onion? Tags Asian ← I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. → Football combines the two worst features of modern American life; it’s violence punctuated by committee meetings. Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.