50. Pumpkin Spice Latte
49. Pumpkin Spice Candle
48. Pumpkin Spice Parking Space
47. Pumpkin Spice Lettuce
46. Pumpkin Spice Ferrari
45. Pumpkin Spice Oily Rope
44. Pumpkin Spice Bedroom Set
43. Pumpkin Spice Skydiving Lesson
42. Pumpkin Spice Card Trick
41. Pumpkin Spice Sweatshop-free Headband
40. Pumpkin Spice Harmonica
39. Pumpkin Spice Cool Ranch Doritos
38. Pumpkin Spice 1000 Piece Eiffel Tower Jigsaw Puzzle
37. Pumpkin Spice DNA Collection Kit
36. Pumpkin Spice Houston Rockets
35. Pumpkin Spice Wi-Fi Extender
34. Pumpkin Spice Calzone
33. Pumpkin Spice Loungewear for Men
32. Pumpkin Spice Judicial Inquiry
31. Pumpkin Spice Safety Harness
30. Pumpkin Spice Yoga Mat
29. Pumpkin Spice Factory Fire
28. Pumpkin Spice Paul Walker Memorial
27. Pumpkin Spice Pregnancy Test
26. Pumpkin Spice Mozzarella
25. Pumpkin Spice All-Expenses-Paid Vacation To Belize
24. Pumpkin Spice Wolf
23. Pumpkin Spice Attendance Policy
22. Pumpkin Spice Neil Peart’s Little Moleskin Notebook Full of Lyrics
21.Pumpkin Spice Lemon Pound Cake
20. Pumpkin Spice Selfie
19. Pumpkin Spice Dual Citizenship
18. Pumpkin Spice Spice Rack
17. Pumpkin Spice AR-15
16. Pumpkin Spice Reality Show Elimination Ceremony
15. Pumpkin Spice Tornado Shelter
14. Pumpkin Spice Fjord
13. Pumpkin Spice Minority Whip
12. Pumpkin Spice Gin and Tonic
11. Pumpkin Spice Juice Cleanse
10. Pumpkin Spice Wishing Well
9. Pumpkin Spice Mysterious Space Illness
8. Pumpkin Spice Orgasm
7. Pumpkin Spice Church Service
6. Pumpkin Spice Salma Hayek
5. Pumpkin Spice Ab Workout
4. Pumpkin Spice Facebook Password Reminder
3. Pumpkin Spice Breath Mint
2. Pumpkin Spice Bumpkin Lice
1. Pumpkin Spice Divorce
Okay thank you Google for validating me. For at least a few years, I’ve been thinking maybe there’s something wrong with me because of my lack of enthusiasm over the supposedly coveted pumpkin spiced latte marketed so thoroughly well by Starbucks. Finally, I can rest easily with my preference! 😉
Squatty Potty is a $28 footstool that slides away under your toilet; you use it to bring your knees up to a squatting position while you poop, which makes pooping much, much easier.
But advertising a poop-related product is tricky. Think of all those elliptical commercials for anti-constipation/diarrhea products, the actors’ awkward grimaces, the cutaways to line-art diagrams and dudes in labcoats…
For its ad, Squatty Potty took the unicorn by the horn and squeezed. In an era of 6-second Vines, they recorded an unthinkably long (nearly 3 minutes!) video in which a Ren Faire bard of some description stands beside a unicorn whose poop is rainbow-colored soft-serve ice-cream, and describes how the Squatty Potty unkinks its colon so that it enjoys good flow and doesn’t get any more sparkle-causing hemorrhoids.
There are about ten laugh aloud moments in this one, and the underlying product is definitely sound – getting your knees/pelvis into a squat position really does make pooping a lot quicker, more comfortable and more thoroughgoing. As oblique metaphors go, a soft-serve-pooping unicorn puppet is sheer genius.
Finally, a poop-related video I can enjoy with my whole family! I’m ordering mine today.
Squatty Potty is PURE genius (and good for you).
The doodle will be based off their url, blog title and/or description, and possibly the first couple of posts I see on their blog!
No way! I’d die if I got a blog doodle!
I want a blog doodle of my little girl so I can hear her ask “was dat?” as she instantly realizes… it’s a doodle of her! 🙂
I’ll post a few pictures of her here STAT!
I usually only add them to FB… gotta get back on the tumblr thing.
Just adding this to SHAWNBLOG so I can remove the photo and screenshot from my phone. Malungai is a big deal in Cebu and other parts of the Philippines for soups and other recipes. I had hoped it would be a viable aquaponics crop since I want to find something to grow there and retire…ASAP! 🙂
Here’s more info on the plant and uses:
People who can’t handle all black outfits are weak
My first of many Lyft passengers tonight was in all black. I could barely see her coming from the totally unlit house in a quiet residential area. Then she got in the back seat (okay, I guess) on my side—so she was sitting directly behind me the whole time (creepy, not really okay at all).
That’s all my little rant is about here. The lady in all black seemed cool and nice enough. But seriously, if you’re going to hop in a Lyft by yourself, consider riding up front. If you’re going to jump in the back, that’s totally fine. Go ahead, act like you’re in a limo! You’re spending at least $5 on that ride, right?
I don’t recall what this was in reference to because we were out of the country for a month. Something from there? Probably not since I think I only made two posts the whole time. If you’re still reading, please remind me! 🙂
The Stingray – a fake cellphone tower that gathers identity/location
information on everyone who passes it – is the worst-kept secret in
law enforcement, but that doesn’t stop feds from going to absurd lengths
to pretend they don’t use them.
We know that police departments have to sign non-disclosure agreements
when they buy Stingrays, and we’ve even seen them lie to judges about
how they acquired their evidence to maintain their non-disclosure
obligations. We’ve seen US Marshalls raid city cops to steal Stingray evidence before it could be introduced in court (even more dismaying – it worked, and the case against the cops collapsed because the evidence had been disappeared down the Marshalls’ memory hole).
Since 2014, Muckrock has been firing out Freedom of Information Act requests about Stingrays to agencies at all levels of government, using crowdfunded dough to pay for it.
The fun-loving feds at the FBI have turned over 5,000 pages of Stingray
records in response to one set of Muckrock requests – but they redacted
virtually every word on every page first.