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Stormy Daniels Penthouse!

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Kids LOL

Kids are like…

just-shower-thoughts:

Having kids is like having really drunk friends who take 18-25 years to sober up.

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Government LOL Men Women

Senator Claire McCaskill Tells Men To Shut Up

refinery29:

Senator Claire McCaskill Tells Men To Shut Up

Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO) appeared in a PSA on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert asking the fellas to “shut the hell up,” especially when it comes to women’s bodies.

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NIH Designated Stupid

The NIH entrance to Bethesda Trolley Trail, a popular walking and biking path, is the NIH designated smoking area. The level of stupid here is only rivaled by the smokers themselves.

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Electric Conduit Frowns

Why so serious? on Flickr.

Why so serious?
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I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess.

I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess.

Frances Burney, 1752 – 1840

via QOTD

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LOL Music Shopping

(A customer approaches the service counter.)

[clerk]: “Hi, how can I help you?”

Customer: “Is this the real life?”

[clerk]: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “Is this just fantasy?”

[clerk]: *catching on* “Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.”

Customer: “D*** it! I was trying to prank you! You shouldn’t know what I’m doing!”

[clerk]: “Doesn’t really matter to me, to meeee.”

Customer: “F*** you!” *storms off*

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Foods LOL

Fast Food Napkins – Ranked

steelopus:

  1. Taco Bell
    • Tri-fold
    • Brown
    • Super absorbent
  2. Burger King
    • Tri-fold
    • Moderately absorbent
  3. Subway
    • Large
    • Moderately absorbent
  4. Wendy’s
    • Yellow
    • Not very absorbent
  5. McDonalds
    • Not at all absorbent
  6. Sweet Lord
    • I eat too
    • Much fast food.
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Emotions LOL Science

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.

If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.

Muhammad Ali

via QOTD

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LOL Men Women

When women go wrong, men go right after them…

When women go wrong, men go right after them.

Mae West, 1893 – 1980