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Stormy Daniels Penthouse!
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Having kids is like having really drunk friends who take 18-25 years to sober up.
Senator Claire McCaskill Tells Men To Shut Up
Sen. Claire McCaskill (D-MO) appeared in a PSA on The Late Show With Stephen Colbert asking the fellas to “shut the hell up,” especially when it comes to women’s bodies.
The NIH entrance to Bethesda Trolley Trail, a popular walking and biking path, is the NIH designated smoking area. The level of stupid here is only rivaled by the smokers themselves.
I am ashamed of confessing that I have nothing to confess.
Frances Burney, 1752 – 1840
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[clerk]: “Hi, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Is this the real life?”
[clerk]: “Excuse me?”
Customer: “Is this just fantasy?”
[clerk]: *catching on* “Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.”
Customer: “D*** it! I was trying to prank you! You shouldn’t know what I’m doing!”
[clerk]: “Doesn’t really matter to me, to meeee.”
Customer: “F*** you!” *storms off*
- Taco Bell
- Tri-fold
- Brown
- Super absorbent
- Burger King
- Tri-fold
- Moderately absorbent
- Subway
- Large
- Moderately absorbent
- Wendy’s
- Yellow
- Not very absorbent
- McDonalds
- Not at all absorbent
- Sweet Lord
- I eat too
- Much fast food.
If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
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When women go wrong, men go right after them.
Mae West, 1893 – 1980