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Single Bagger Theory

I was a very proud grocery store employee for 5 years back in the 80’s. I started as a bagger. They actually trained us the right way to “pack” groceries back then.

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…and so it begins 💸

LOL Music Shopping

(A customer approaches the service counter.)

[clerk]: “Hi, how can I help you?”

Customer: “Is this the real life?”

[clerk]: “Excuse me?”

Customer: “Is this just fantasy?”

[clerk]: *catching on* “Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality.”

Customer: “D*** it! I was trying to prank you! You shouldn’t know what I’m doing!”

[clerk]: “Doesn’t really matter to me, to meeee.”

Customer: “F*** you!” *storms off*