Lady: “I’ll have the pico de gallo and the mild.”
Server: “Oh, well, they’re the same thing.”
Lady: “…But I want both.”
Server: “O…K…” *scoops pico de gallo* “…there’s the pico, and…” *adds another scoop* “…there’s the mild.”

If A Is Equal To B …
(Mexican restaurant; the pico de gallo salsa is the same as mild) Lady: “I’ll have the pico de gallo and the mild.” Me: “Oh, well, they’re the same thing.” Lady: “…But I want both.” Me: “O…K…” *scoops pico de gallo* “…there’s the pico, and…” *adds another scoop* “…there’s the mild.”
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