Little sister: i passed eharmony test!
me: did you lie?
Little sister: LOL…..i dunno. I have many personalities…..it depends on the day
Tag: chat
Gossip isn’t scandal and it’s not merely malicious. It’s chatter about the human race by lovers of the same.
Phyllis McGinley, 1905 – 1978
This is how it’s done right here…
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“Mr. Math Genius”
- her: …I need to lose 10 lbs
- me: if you lose 10lbs I could pick you up with my baby toe
- her: I’m 111 I need to be 100
- me: then you “need” to lose eleven pounds
- her: Yah, whatever mr math genius! H*aaa
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Go Poo
- Benjamin: muki!
- me: yo yo yo
- Benjamin: http://goprocamera.com/
- me: I think I need one… the only thing is its not in real perspective
- Benjamin: thats the cool part
- me: might be kinda weird but that could just be part of the show
- Benjamin: car interviews
- me: yessir
- Benjamin: i think its cool
- me: I was thinking about that when I drove in today
- Benjamin: yeah me too while i was taking a poo ;P
- Travis: Seriously … I wish like hell I had known
- me: they didn’t get into my ride
- Travis: That’s good
- me: probably because… it’s an Element! [nose wink]
- Travis: I guess they didn’t want any granola
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free ice cream planning
- Nat27: is it free icecream day?
- me: yes – ben & jerry’s… im going back before I drive home and again when i get back to bethesda
- Nat27: just drive around to all the diff ones – you should have taken the day off work
- me: no doubt
- Nat27: next year you will have to be better prepared
- me: im gonna start planning right now
- Nat27: make charts of all the locations
- me: word
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Planning Lunch
- Shawn: Pho?
- Parham: have a 12-1 meeting
- Shawn: bah
- Parham: I love that you are using bah… I am trying to bring taht word back into teh vocabulary
- Shawn: I’ve been using bah since the first time I chatted on the web
- Parham: yeah but in actual spoken vocab… step 1 of 2 steps to bring back the term bah humbug. Operation, “It’s not just for scrooge anymore”
- Shawn: hahaahaha
- Parham: what is scary is I am 100% serious
Previous words I have attempted to bring back are Howdy, ya’ll and fixen… Howdy ya’ll I’m fixen to go to the store - Shawn: howdy is OK… fixen is just too degenerate hick for me
- Parham: Yeah that was operation “You know virginia was the capitol of the south”
- Shawn: ya’ll is Maryland lingo for sure
- Parham: Operation “Georgia is for more than just peaches” was ya’ll
I really need to start a blog - Shawn: you really do
- Parham: nobody would read it… but I should start it
- Shawn: build it and they will come
- Parham: I saw a picture on Icanhascheezburger with that caption and a cat in a birdcage
- Shawn: case in point
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raw diet
- nat27: the little things in life make me happy-we should make a list
- me: a list of the little things? I’m down
- nat27: cake batter ice cream from coldstone makes it on my list
- me: I am not a cake batter ice cream fan. cake batter is gross.
- nat27: how can you not like it? that is madness
- me: i like my cake cooked. give me some cooked cake ice cream and I will probably focus on the bowl until it’s empty
- nat27: I am sad that you dont appreciate cake batter
- me: cake has always been a cooked item for me
- nat27: what about cookie dough
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sausage chat
- Alex: BBQ Sunday at 4pm can you make it?
- me: I think so
- Alex: can you bring some of those now famous Shawn Honnick sausages?
- me: yeah maybe… famous?
- Alex: seems to be your thing–sausages that is
- me: ok, you’re done
- Alex: [equal smile]