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fake hand washing

iamneurotic:

I don’t wash my hands every time after going to the bathroom because I don’t want to aggravate my dry skin too much. But I want everyone to think I’ve washed my hands so after I flush I turn on the faucet and let the water run for people to hear. I want it to be believable though, so I mime washing my hands to make sure I let the water run for exactly how long it would take me to really do it.

This is exactly why I use the paper towel to handle opening the door as I leave any public restroom and avoid shaking hands unless I’ve initiated a meeting or it is otherwise unavoidable!

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or street… but yeah!

Let everyone sweep in front of his own door and the whole world will be clean.

Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749 – 1832

via QOTD

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