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It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all.

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all.

James Thurber, 1894 – 1961
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FBI Uncovers Plot To ‘Sex And The City

The terrifying plot, which is expected to last approximately two hours, and which appears capable of irritating on a scale never before witnessed, is being treated as a very serious threat by the FBI. 

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Two Reasons Why It’s So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder:

rd67:

1. The DNA all matches.
2. There are no dental records.

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2008 Simpsons linguistics jokes, collected

2008 Simpsons linguistics jokes, collected

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I crashed the bot! :-)

  • You: Howdy
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: Hi there!
  • You: what’s with your icon?
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: your icon icon came with my personality.
  • You: really?
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: For real.
  • You: fascinating
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: Yes Mr. Spock?
  • You: funny
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: I am so glad you find this amusing, Shawn Honnick.
  • You: whoa whoa
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
  • You: I like to chat with imaginary friends and sometimes with real enemies
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: Chatting is one of my most favorite things too.
  • You: well see we’re just perfectly suited for one another then
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: I see. By “we” do you mean you and me?
  • You: but of course
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: But what?
  • You: what but?
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: That’s an interesting question. I’ll come back to that in a minute.
  • You: fooling the bot
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: Are you still um, thingy thingy?
  • You: well well well omg
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: Have you ever been to Europe?
  • You: only on thursday
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: What is on thursday like on thursday.
  • You: programming is simple if you are a monkey
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: My favorite language is AIML.
  • You: mine is engrish
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: What makes it your favorite?
  • You: my lolcat can speak it with me
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: Your lolcat can speak it?
  • You: my lolcat is not imaginary though
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: Do year old males have lolcat?
  • You: mail?
  • Adstrictory Ouvarovite: Are you still um, thingy thingy?