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Is this a man throwing away the trash or a juggler giving up on his dream?

mudwerks:

noeyeinpirate:

and then there was this…

[juggler…way more despondent that way…]

Is this a man throwing away the trash or a juggler giving up on his dream?

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what is poke off

removepoke:

Well, according to Urban Dictionary, a “Poke Off” is:

When two people (usually elderly) take up both lanes of a highway and drive a the speed limit or sometimes slower, causing everyone else to be pissed off.

I don’t buy it though. There were only three votes, all positive. I voted it down and suggest you do the same!

On a 500+ member strong Facebook page titled The Official Facebook Poke Rules, “Poke Off” is defined as:

1/. A poke off does not need to be declared between interested parties . The initial poke is sufficient to instigate the poke off.
2/. Once a poke off has started the pokee must poke the poker within four days of logging on to Facebook.
3/. The winner is the poker who pokes last, as long as the previous rules have been stuck to, and the pokee fails to poke the poker back according to rule 2/.
4/. The poke off winner should humiliate the loser in an appropiate manner. “LOSER” in a wall post will suffice as a bare minimum.
5/. Physical poking, in all of its forms, counts.

Most people in the United States call this activity a Poke War (probably because war is sort of chic here). It’s the same thing. People just poke back and forth, either rapidly or sporadically, over a short or extended time period.

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Good questions outrank easy answers.

Good questions outrank easy answers.

Paul Samuelson, 1915 – 2009

via QOTD

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It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.

It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question.

Eugène Ionesco, 1909 – 1994

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Tipping Etiquette

Tipping Etiquette

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Gender and the Tumblr ratio

suitep:

everythingontheinternetistrue:

biteofpythias wrote:

After several conversations on the topic, I am really curious about this question:

What is the ratio following to followers by gender?

please reblog or email me your answer. You don’t have to disclose your actual number of followers, just a simply say your own gender and divide the total number of people you are following by total numbet of followers and the number of months you’ve been on tumblr. **** you do not have to look at whether your own followers are male or female**** My guess is women will have a ratio of 0.75 and men will be closer to 1.8. If I get enough of a sample I’ll post the results in a couple of days.

unless marco has this data and can just answer it easily??

I’ve been using tumblr for 10 months, I’m male and my ratio is: 0.847.

I’m female, been using tumblr since December, and my ratio is 0.87

I’m male, been using tumblr since 3/22/07 and my ratio is 0.785

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10,000 People Are Ready to Answer Your Text Message Question

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Wanna Go for a Walk?

I try to take a walk every afternoon. It doesn’t always workout (today it’s rainy here), but I rarely go more than two days in a row without taking a nice long walk around “campus” here or, when I work from home, around Carderock Springs.

We’re meant to move.

cubicle17:

If you’re reading this at your desk, let me ask you a question: when was the last time you took a break? Even better, when was the last time you took a walk outside while you were at work?

It may sound ridiculous, but the best way for me to boost productivity is to take breaks. Throughout the day, I take a small break (under 3 minutes) every hour, usually to grab a new cup of coffee. These small breaks are a great way for me to rest my eyes, stop thinking about work for a second, and talk to coworkers, but they never get me out of the office. To get some time out of the office (a real break), I typically take two walks a day, one before noon and one after. These walks are short, usually around 10 minutes, and provide benefits far greater than the “walk” to and from the Mr. Coffee can provide.

You aren’t meant to spend 8 hours a day sitting at your desk staring at a computer screen. It’s bad for your eyes, it’s bad for your body, it’s boring, and it’s terrible for productivity. Getting out of the office, even for few minutes can help with all of this. There’s just no substitute for the head-clearing, perspective-giving power of fresh air.

So if you’ve read this far and you’re still at your desk, get up and take a quick walk around the block. Your sanity, health, and productivity will thank you. Now, if you’ll excuse me, it’s beautiful outside.

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POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER

bravefacari:

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, “Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question.”

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This is your brain. This is your brain on politics. Any questions?

This is your brain. This is your brain on politics. Any questions?