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Starbucks Breakfast Wrap, Receipts I Never Wanted, and Our Not So New Normal “No Problem” Culture

Seeing this new “wrap” on the Starbucks drive thru sandwich menu raised both eyebrows for me before coffee. Without noticing the price was a little higher than the normal Starbucks breakfast sandwiches and that this “wrap” combines bacon and sausage (I like both, but not together), my decision was made by simply looking at the picture on the menu.

Opening the VERY hot Starbucks branded microwave bag removed any hope of this “wrap” being low-carb along with the advertised 27 grams of protein. The “wrapper” is more like the pita bread you would get at a kabob place than the expected flatbread or tortilla like most wraps. I love bread. I just thought I was getting more of a wrap.

The ingredients are not tightly “wrapped” at all, so be cautious eating. You may end up with egg and sausage falling out. Bacon is in full strips and not at all crispy, so an entire rubbery strip of fatty bacon could easily slide out in one bite—especially if you’re as ravenously hungry as I was when this thing was finally cool enough to chow down.

The bread/wrap component is very well sealed though. Like completely. This thing is probably made by machine. A “wrap” is rolled up and tight. This thing is not that kind of wrap. If you’re okay with a loose, floppy wrap or looking for a serious bread fix, you might really like it!

Starbucks New Bacon Sausage Wrap
“Wrap” is like really good kabob bread, not a tortilla!
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Starbucks locations inside Safeway should be marked as such on maps!

Starbucks locations that are inside a Safeway or other store should always be marked as such. I can’t stand going to one and then finding out it’s a grocery store. I want to go inside of a Starbucks and sit down.

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In a room full of notebooks and tablets…

In a room full of notebooks and tablets, this old guy sat down next to me and just worked this crossword puzzle like it was his job. Then he got up and left.

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These are my seats. I was here first.

These are my seats. I was here first.

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I do not like PSL

Okay thank you Google for validating me. For at least a few years, I’ve been thinking maybe there’s something wrong with me because of my lack of enthusiasm over the supposedly coveted pumpkin spiced latte marketed so thoroughly well by Starbucks. Finally, I can rest easily with my preference! 😉

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(take me to your leader)

t@43.m3.2.ūR.ł3@D3r

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Starbucks Free Wifi

fotomat:

laughingsquid:

Starbucks To Offer Unlimited Free Wi-Fi At All U.S. Stores

About Fucking Time !

must be losing business .. every other coffee shop has it and has had it for years

Yeah, I’ve always wondered why they were so lame about wi-fi at the buck. It is about time. Hopefully not too little too late.

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four bucks is dumb

inothernews:

Mickey D’s 1, Starbucks 0.

great ad, but wow… there is so much that can and should be said about the golden arches

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cold coffee with a note

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the way i see it #27 and #